Politics p.6

Strictly loser Tom Skinner has joined Reform UK, and we’re shocked. Shocked, we tell you! – 17 of the least flabbergasted reactions in history

Donald Trump explained why he doesn’t care about the Nobel Peace Prize and the chinny reckon was visible from the moon

Emmanuel Macron said ‘non’ to Donald Trump’s Board of Peace and the American president’s response was a lesson in conflict escalation

Ed Davey just broke America with his devastating takedown of Donald Trump and it had everyone cheering

Victoria Derbyshire deserves some sort of award for the restraint she shows in the face of this Maga apologist

Donald Trump wants to invade Greenland because he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize and no-one nails it – and him – better than Emily Maitlis

Nigel Farage said Britain is broken, and now we wish we had Alanis Morissette on speed dial – 14 irony-busting responses

Kristi Noem’s so-called targeted checks will force Americans to carry proof of citizenship all the time, and everyone replied ‘Papers? Please!’

Rupert Lowe has been wanging on about making public signs exclusively English again, and got owned into next year – 17 easily understandable takedowns

Jon Stewart totally nailed the buyer’s remorse many Americans are feeling right now and the furious replies of these Magas surely protest too much

Kristi Noem tried to stop CBS News from naming the ICE agent who killed Renee Good and just broke the hypocrisy-o-meter – 13 stunned reactions

Robert Jenrick took aim at accusations he’s sexist and ended up blowing his own head off in magnificent style

Farage was unable to face questions from Laura Kuenssberg about Trump’s threats to Europe because he was ‘under the weather’ – 15 generous helpings of chinny reckon

A very funny Danish petition trolling Trump with a proposal to buy California has almost 300,000 signatures, and Americans are ready to make a deal

Donald Trump said a “friend” tried Ozempic but he just got fatter, and this “friend” can only be one of two people