Politics p.9

The White House put out a new ‘official’ timeline of the January 6th Capitol Riots and any resemblance to Trump fan fiction is entirely intentional

Donald Trump shared his opinion on health care and it’s the clearest indication yet he doesn’t care about anyone but himself – 17 clinical comebacks

Donald Trump just tried to motivate his supporters to vote and as epic self-owns go this was a hands-down winner

Andrew Tate bigged up America’s ‘efficient imperialism’ in Venezuela and ended up battered – 13 imperial grade comebacks

Nigel ‘Ten Jobs’ Farage said his Times Radio appearance will be ‘PMQs like you’ve never seen it before’, and got owned all the way to Clacton and back – 17 favourite takedowns

The President of Columbia just dared Donald Trump to do the one thing he absolutely can’t and people loved it

CNN’s Jake Tapper had the perfect reaction to Stephen Miller’s unhinged on-air rant about America as a superpower and we should all follow suit

‘No one died’ – Fox News left out a small detail about the US air attacks on Venezuela and it’s a jarring reminder of certain media’s priorities

For some reason, it seems like a good time to repost this viral advice on dealing with the far right

Pete Hegseth tried out his tough guy act over Venezuela and he’s such a small man you need a microscope to see him – 15 savagely entertaining putdowns

Tommy Robinson’s peak creepy tweet about Venezuela got all the responses it deserved and more

Ant Middleton suggested not paying tax, and it was a facepalm visible from London to Dubai

Elon Musk bragged about dining with Donald Trump and basically the entirety of the internet responded as one

Marco Rubio was asked under what authority Trump would ‘run’ Venezuela and his answer (such as it was) is all you need to know

Donald Trump was asked who he consulted before the Venezuela attack and his answer perfectly captured the abject state of the White House right now