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A Musk megafan took aim at the quality of life in Britain and this A++ comeback really was taking no prisoners

This ICE officer’s reaction to his most unfortunate slip-up is making everybody’s day so much better

The US Department of Defense is adding Grok to its military networks. What could possibly go wrong? 18 explosive reactions

The US bobsleigh team’s hilariously disastrous run became an instant metaphor for the state of the country under Trump

If ever 15 seconds totally nailed the state of Trump’s White House right now then it’s this jaw-dropping Q&A with his homeland security chief, Kristi Noem

Donald Trump set the bar for use of ‘deadly force’ so low it shocked even seasoned Trump watchers – 15 totally on-point responses

Kyle Rittenhouse, the baby-faced darling of the American Right, claims water is turning people gay – 18 scathing takedowns

Donald Trump took time out from a meeting to admire his ballroom that’s not been built yet – 14 funniest and most brutally on-point takedowns

There was no end of brilliant Golden Globes roasts but this takedown of Leonardo di Caprio knocked the rest out the park

Donald Trump said Greenland doesn’t own the land “just because they landed a boat there 500 years ago” and the irony meter just exploded

Marco Rubio passed Trump a private note during a Venezuela oil meeting, but Trump read it out loud to everyone – 20 responses worth sharing with a crowd

Tucker Carlson said America entered WW2 when Germany invaded Poland and was fact checked til he farted

JD Vance took aim at CNN’s reporting of the ICE killing of a Minnesota mum and CNN bit back in magnificent style

The American media finally bit back at JD Vance and his totally on-brand response didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

A Maga shared his vision of a ‘free Greenland’ and was brutally mocked all the way around the Arctic Circle and back