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Dr Oz claims the US will slim down by 135 billion lbs in a year due to cheaper weight-loss drugs, and the magic of counting proved him wrong

Donald Trump’s response to a White House visitor fainting was shocking but RFK Jr’s knee-jerk reaction was properly hilarious

Donald Trump’s reaction to a White House visitor fainting provides a savagely accurate portrait of his personality – and his administration

This author’s never-bettered description of Donald Trump has just gone viral again and it gets truer with every passing day

CNN’s Kaitlan Collins delivered a scorching hard truth to Donald Trump and his (non) response spoke volumes

An off the scale American pastor wants to control what women wear and this A++ comeback was today’s most satisfying thing

Elon Musk got the hump with someone who pointed out his weird voting track record and the comeback was a proper chef’s kiss

The Trump ally Fifa President will be awarding a brand new peace prize to a mystery winner in Washington, and we’re all wondering who it could be

Donald Trump simply can’t let go of the idea that you need an ID card to buy groceries, and it says everything you need to know about him

The tacky new sign outside the Oval Office grabbed the internet’s attention, and not in a good way – 17 funniest responses

Donald Trump claimed that the Dems had a great day at the polls because he wasn’t on the ballot, and it was a self-own visible from the top of Mt Rushmore

Karoline Leavitt told the press that Trump doesn’t know why he had an MRI, but is in “optimal physical health” – and there’s not enough chinny reckon to go around

Zohran Mamdani has won the NY mayoral election with more than a million votes and counting – 19 early reactions

Tucker Carlson said he was ‘attacked and mauled by a demon’ whilst he was in bed – 17 diabolically funny takedowns

Elon Musk said Brits were like Hobbits when their Shire was invaded in Lord of the Rings and the entirety of the UK responded as one