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This British former Nato military chief’s takedown of Trump’s attack on Iran was simply magnificent and had Brits everywhere applauding

Donald Trump couldn’t wait to get back to his war on Iran and looks like he’s having the time of his life – 14 properly horrified responses

Karoline Leavitt says the US bombed Iran because Trump ‘had a feeling’ they should, in case you were worried they didn’t have a really good reason – 23 top takedowns

Marco Rubio’s rapid reverse ferret why America invaded Iran surely wasn’t fooling anyone – 14 weapons grade smackdowns

A Maga said there wasn’t one thing Spain did better than America and it was a glorious self-own for the record books

Donald Trump’s chilling boast that the US could use Spain’s air bases without their permission speaks volumes about him – 18 stark fact-checks

Trump spat out his dummy over the UK refusing to roll over, and his ‘not Winston Churchill’ jibe at Starmer massively backfired – 21 two-finger salutes

A woman reporter dared ask Pete Hegseth a question he didn’t like and the hissy fit that followed didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

American TV mocked John Davidson’s Tourette syndrome and the whole of Britain responded as one

Donald Trump said Keir Starmer took ‘far too long’ to help him attack Iran and these homegrown comebacks will make you proud to be British

Marco Rubio’s brain-melting explanation of why America attacked Iran had people hollering into next year with disbelief

Is the US at war? This humiliating CNN montage of American politicians answers the question – or not!

Melania Trump chaired a session of the UN Security Council, and we truly are through the looking-glass – 24 epic facepalms

Nothing to see here – just Donald Trump wanging on about the White House curtains and his enormous ballroom in between updates about his latest war

Donald Trump paid tribute to American soldiers killed in Iran but the payoff felt so wildly inadequate it hurts