People shared the industries and professions they reckon are likeliest to collapse ‘like a house of cards’

‘What would women dislike most if they became men?’ – 21 responses that prove the ‘manosphere’ doesn’t work for anybody

Donald Trump claimed that Putin fears the US, and the internet couldn’t stop laughing long enough to swallow it – 15 continent-sized chinny reckons

Donald Trump complained that Iran wasn’t playing by the rules and was schooled into next year – 13 A++ smackdowns

This manosphere ‘influencer’ schooled by Louis Theroux thought he had the ultimate comeback only for it to blow up in his face in spectacular style

Donald Trump claimed he predicted 9/11 and was fact checked til he farted – 13 crushing comebacks

Jon Stewart’s brutal Daily Show explainer on the Strait of Hormuz hilariously dragged Trump into next year

Emily Maitlis’s forensic dissection of the nightmare Trump has created for himself and everyone else just totally nailed it

‘What’s a great April Fool, before I’m ‘exited’ from my job?’ – 23 magnificently petty ways to say goodbye

Laurence Fox’s anecdote of a stranger approaching him in ‘StabsVille’, London, generated a whole lot of chinny reckon – 16 highly sceptical replies

Trump referred to Gavin Newsom as the President of the USA while he was in the middle of mocking the governor’s cognitive abilites – 19 exploded irony meters

Donald Trump mocked Starmer for consulting his team on whether to send ships to Iran, and the thinking world replied as one – 19 resounding facepalms

Donald Trump was asked about the six dead American service members killed in Iran and his answer, or lack of it, spoke so loudly it hurts

Donald Trump demanded NATO help fight his war against Iran and the rest of the world (well, nearly) responded as one

‘What is something surprising that the UK is really far behind other countries in?’ – 21 ways we’re playing catch up as a nation

Donald Trump was asked about his questionable fundraising techniques and his answer didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

Donald Trump just said there’s no reason for the US to be fighting a war in the Middle East and was schooled into next year – 17 crushing comebacks

An American was freaked out by the widget in their can of Guinness and the rest of the world was only too happy to help