If you’re not ready to have your childhood ruined, don’t watch the Honest Trailer for E.T. the Extraterrestrial

This bigoted ‘patriot’ who’s got ‘nothing against women’s football but …’ just made the Lionesses’s historic Euros win even sweeter

This Brit reporter wasn’t letting Epstein go at Trump’s big EU trade deal and Trump’s response made it even better

Joey Barton mocked the Lionesses’ victorious penalty kicks and of all the A++ comebacks this knocked the rest out the park

The tooth fairy has well and truly entered the 21st century, thanks to this thoroughly modern note

We didn’t think we could enjoy Trump’s public humiliation at the hands of the Fed chair any more until we saw it from the Room Next Door

A Maga claimed this European had ‘zero idea’ about Trump’s EU trade deal and their A++ comeback was simply magnificent

A bigoted ‘Little England’ account pined for when their home looked like this and was hilariously owned into next year

The school summer holidays – Expectation vs Reality

Whoever came up with this brutally frank front-page Trump splash on the National, go to the top of the class!

We regret to inform you that Trump has been wanging on about ‘windmills’ again – 18 favourite reactions

The Lionesses’ win was more than Joey Barton’s fragile ego could handle, and these 15 reactions hit the back of the net

A bigot had a ridiculous complaint about shop workers speaking Hindi at the airport, and the internet wouldn’t let it fly – 29 first-class takedowns

Looking for a cheap and effective burgar deterrent? This might be the best you’ll find

‘What’s a modern trend that people will regret in 10 years?’ – 21 things we’re already looking back on with remorse

We’re yet to see a better Richard Osman lookalike than this nun from the 1960s

This stunt baseball star tried a backflip on live television and violently faceplanted – everyone online reacted accordingly

‘Somebody could’ve written a letter and used my name’ – Donald Trump ducked a question about his birthday letter to Epstein and Twitter pounced – 17 sceptical takedowns