Sting’s face was a whole lot of nope as he sat through a terrible performance of Every Breath You Take

Darren Grimes bemoaned Greggs having to ‘protects its sandwiches from mass theft’ and was schooled into next year

Somebody asked retail workers about the pettiest things they’d done to annoying customers – 21 well-deserved little victories

Donald Trump slapped tariffs on a bunch of uninhabited islands and of all the comebacks this A++ takeaway beat all-comers

If you didn’t already hate A.I. – this computer-generated pizza advert might make you start

This rally’s near miss is the most nail-biting thing you’ll see today

James May’s ‘zen’ approach to driving is something that we would all do well to adopt

Donald Trump’s tariff speech included a trip down memory lane to the ‘old-fashioned term, groceries’ – 17 funniest reactions

Donald Trump harked back to America’s tariff-backed ‘golden age’ and was fact checked til he farted

There was just one important thing Trump forgot to do during his big tariffs blast off and if anything sums up his administration, it’s this

A MAGA Republican accused the Biden administration of following the Goebbels playbook, and irony is dead

There should be a petition to get Victoria Derbyshire a medal for how she handled this arrogant and condescending Trump ally

Donald Trump’s ‘Liberation Day’ tariffs have unleashed economic pain on the world, and the world is not impressed – 24 scathing takedowns

Somebody asked for ‘random fun facts’ to kill their boredom – 24 fascinating favourites to make time fly

‘What are examples of ‘being picked last in gym class’ as an adult?’ – 23 mortifying grown up humiliations

Stephen Merchant shared this Life’s Too Short clip in tribute to Val Kilmer and it’s two minutes very well spent

‘What productivity hack actually wastes more time than it saves?’ – 23 time-saving ideas that are doing the exact opposite

Lauren Boebert mistook Oliver Stone for a different Stone entirely and if this was us we’d be ashamed to leave the house