Donald Trump claimed he wasn’t with Epstein very much at all, and world supplies of chinny reckon have just dried up – 17 highly sceptical responses

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

What’s something you didn’t realise was optional until you saw someone not doing it? – 17 parts of life nobody tells you you’re free to ignore

Elon Musk’s ‘Grok’ AI has been recommending the ‘truly impartial’ GB News. No, really! 17 blunt fact-checks

‘If we had the internet back in the 19th century, what do you think the clickbait titles would be?’ – 21 articles you would most definitely want to read

‘Ever come up with a genius idea while drunk, only to sober up and realise it wasn’t that great?’ – 19 dreams crushed by the cold light of day

Donald Trump told a woman reporter who dared ask about Epstein to be ‘quiet, piggy!’ and these 17 responses will have him squealing

‘What’s something that nobody prepares you for as an adult?’ – 22 good and bad surprises you receive when you grow up

Somebody asked about the worst things people have ever stepped on and the answers will have you curling your toes in sympathy

MAGA are praising Trump for removing tariffs on steaks and people were quick to point out the obvious – 17 juicy takedowns

An ‘English nationalist’ took outraged offence that these Elves weren’t white and ended up schooled to the North Pole and back

Donald Trump’s bewildering answer about his new healthcare strategy proves he’s even more out of touch with reality than we already feared

Pete Hegseth earnestly announced a bunch of ludicrous military mission names on Twitter and got trolled into oblivion by the ‘Phrasing!’ police

Rachel Reeves may be about to add a sugar tax to milkshake, and some people think it’s the last straw – 15 sweet responses

A bigoted manbaby tried to belittle this woman’s academic achievement and her epically brutal response was simply first class

A conspiracy theorist claimed the government is making the weather bad …in the UK …in November! 17 brutal comments that rained on her parade

Jeff Bezos called his new AI startup Project Prometheus, and the classicists entered the chat – 16 legendary responses

The usual suspects had their tinsel in a twist over the packaging of Tesco’s Christmas trees, and got fact-checked into the New Year