If ever 15 seconds totally nailed the state of Trump’s White House right now then it’s this jaw-dropping Q&A with his homeland security chief, Kristi Noem

Donald Trump set the bar for use of ‘deadly force’ so low it shocked even seasoned Trump watchers – 15 totally on-point responses

Tory turned Reform UK-er Nadhim Zahawi was gloriously owned by his own words and no amount of deleting on Twitter could save him

This clip of Andrew Tate being the ‘final boss’ wasn’t the slam dunk he thought it was – 14 knockout takedowns

A couple on £225k told the Telegraph they paid too much tax to have children and these 17 A++ responses all come tax free

‘Which jobs are 100% safe from AI?’ – 22 professions to get into if you don’t want your work stolen by computers

Kyle Rittenhouse, the baby-faced darling of the American Right, claims water is turning people gay – 18 scathing takedowns

A conspiracy-spinning dude said men were being ‘scammed’ by women on OnlyFans and ended up brutally owned into next year

Donald Trump took time out from a meeting to admire his ballroom that’s not been built yet – 14 funniest and most brutally on-point takedowns

There was no end of brilliant Golden Globes roasts but this takedown of Leonardo di Caprio knocked the rest out the park

This brilliantly broad north-east Scots weather advice has even native Scots scratching their heads

Larry the Cat’s grim data scorched Elon Musk’s accusation that the UK is a police state – 15 nods of agreement

17 funniest things people think the new Morrissey album cover artwork looks like

It’s only January, but we’ve already reached peak-Telegraph with this article accusing Labour of damaging high-end cars with ‘socialist speed bumps’

Donald Trump said Greenland doesn’t own the land “just because they landed a boat there 500 years ago” and the irony meter just exploded

A man in a Vietnam veteran cap and an amazing fur coat confronted ICE goons in Minneapolis – 16 people thanking this stylish legend for his service

Trump wandered away from a meeting with oil bosses to stare out a window and ramble about ballroom construction – 20 unforgettable reactions

This dad says he doesn’t like being around kids and only wants to parent his children for 10 minutes a day – 17 responses that hit the motherlode