A reporter tried to ask Farage about that £5 million, and brave Sir Nigel ran away (again) – 17 scathing responses

Donald Trump accidentally admitted how little he cares about rising fuel prices and paid big time in the replies

Keir Starmer’s trolling of Zack Polanski was already good but his A++ dig at Andy Burnham at PMQs today was great

People shared the ‘real-life chat codes that work almost every time’ – 17 five-star short cuts to use IRL

Not many things capture the state we’re in now better than ‘pictures of the end’ on Twitter – 30 funniest snapshots of impending apocalypse

Donald Trump claimed he’s going to make the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool waterproof and got wiped out in a wave of clapbacks

JD Vance said he was shocked the January 6th Capitol rioters don’t get any sympathy and got just the amount of understanding he deserved in the replies

15 very funny and especially inventive nicknames people got given at work to take the edge off just a little bit

‘What is your favourite parenting white lie?’ – 22 perfectly acceptable fibs to tell children

‘What is the worst job offer you have ever had?’ – 23 employers who are way worse than yours

A ‘crazy guy’ trolled this female conductor for being ‘self-serving’ and you don’t have to be a woman to appreciate all these comebacks (but it will help)

Lee Anderson challenged people to name someone who had won elections for so many different parties and it was a magnificent self-own for the ages

Google is binning links from search results in favour of ‘conversational’ AI answers, if you were wondering whether the internet could get worse

Fox News’ Sean Hannity was super proud of his long list of ‘illegals’ convictions’ and this Democratic lawmaker hilariously threw it right back in his face

A racist troll called Will Mellor a ‘traitor’ for appearing in an advert in a mixed race family and ended up gloriously owned into next year and beyond

‘What’s a red flag employers try to pass off as a benefit?’ – 17 workplace warning signs to look out for

Nigel Farage refused 10 times to talk his secret £5m donation on Newsnight so they did it without him and it was brilliant

‘Should we ban the unemployed from voting?’ might be the most Telegraph thing that’s ever happened – 16 spoiled ballots