The Airplane! makers’ fabulous final word on OJ Simpson was very well played

English people absolutely do not want the blame for this bizarre recipe

OJ Simpson’s death sent this Ruby Wax exchange viral and it will never not be incredible (watch to the end)

The more you look at this picture the more terrifying it gets (you don’t know the half of it)

19 absolutely sh*t puns (not like that) from the ‘famously faecal’ hashtag

Thames Valley Police shared footage of their cheeky blackbird neighbour and it’s today’s most arresting thing

Unofficial Minister for Extreme Irony Jacob Rees-Mogg described new Brexit checks as ‘an unnecessary act of self-harm’ – 14 massive facepalms

Matthew Pinsent took issue with this Times caption and people loved him for it – and especially what happened next

People are sharing the old VHS covers that used to terrify them and you’ll never look at Showgirls in the same way again

Simply 18 things that are harder than these amazing feats of strength

This vacuum cleaner sounds just like Damon Albarn and it’s today’s funniest 15 seconds

This American wellness writer’s guide to dating raised eyebrows everywhere but this response blew the rest out the water

Private Eye’s ‘signs you are being honeytrapped’ just went viral and it’s the only guide you’ll need

Gyles Brandreth was wanging on about ‘woke’ and Ashley James’ magnificent response should be available on prescription

This little girl’s top tip for a stress-free life is short and sweet

Victoria Beckham’s no-nonsense responses in this old Spice Girls advice column might be the greatest thing she’s ever done

The twist in this fabulous author bio is the best payoff you’ll read this week (and anything but pants)

Liz Truss is counting down the days to her book release – 15 top reactions