This montage of Trump claiming ‘big strong men’ called him sir and cried with gratitude is every bit as unbelievable as it sounds

Nigel Farage trolled Keir Starmer for not asking Elon Musk to his investment summit and was schooled into next year

Kamala Harris’s response to Donald Trump’s weird 30-minute stage shuffle was as savage as it was succinct

‘What’s the pettiest reason you won’t date someone?’ 21 laughably small reasons people have split up

GB News viewers were furious after Ian Hislop mocked Andrea Jenkyns and it made the whole thing even funnier

‘What’s a terrible addiction that no one really mentions?’ 18 unhealthy (and occasionally entirely relatable) habits people turn a blind eye to

This video tour of a tiny New York apartment with no toilet will make you grateful for your own pitiful gaff

The ‘Visit North Yorkshire’ Twitter account asked its followers to show them ‘British scenes’ – 19 hilarious state-of-the-nation snaps

‘What are some of the most satisfying, non-sexual things in life?’ – 25 things to make you purr most contentedly

Trump cut short a campaign Q&A session to sway on stage to ‘Time to Say Goodbye’ and the jokes practically wrote themselves – 17 favourite reactions

They did a University Challenge-style round on HIGNFY and Paul Merton’s comeback won ALL the bonus points

Russell Brand is selling a ‘magical amulet’ to protect you from WiFi and of all the mockery this response really hit the target

What better way to celebrate spooky season than with these 24 ‘haunted house’ format jokes?

The slickest goal you see this year might just be the one scored by a German U9 goalkeeper

Looking for a Halloween-inspired recipe? Maybe don’t start with this culinary abomination

Coachella? More like no-coach-ella. Trump supporters got stranded at a rally because he “didn’t pay” the bus company

Robert Jenrick led these Tories’ celebration of Margaret Thatcher’s 99th birthday (hypothetically speaking) and of all the comebacks this one chimed loudest

Someone asked Strictly’s Chris McCausland how he could read a tweet and his reply had the entire internet cheering