Someone claimed that the Oxford Street Christmas lights are ‘symbols of Allah’, and got owned to the Moon and back 19 stellar takedowns

Henry Winkler’s scathing reaction to this Maga cultist’s feigned ignorance of Donald Trump’s pardons scorched the entire administration

The tacky new sign outside the Oval Office grabbed the internet’s attention, and not in a good way – 17 funniest responses

‘What small things will be the end of British civilisation?’ – 21 uniquely UK-centric apocalypses

To absolutely no one’s surprise, Lauren Boebert was caught on camera dressed up in an unapologetically racist Halloween costume

This angry Maga tried to make a point about big cities unfairly skewing election results and got absolutely owned in the replies

Karoline Leavitt accused California of holding fraudulent elections, without providing a scrap of evidence (other than her hurt feelings)

‘What’s a conspiracy you believe that would make others think you are stupid?’ – 17 theories people are ashamed to admit they think are true

Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf insists that ‘foreign nationals’ are simultaneously claiming disability benefits and taking all our jobs – Schrödinger entered the chat

Donald Trump claimed that the Dems had a great day at the polls because he wasn’t on the ballot, and it was a self-own visible from the top of Mt Rushmore

Karoline Leavitt told the press that Trump doesn’t know why he had an MRI, but is in “optimal physical health” – and there’s not enough chinny reckon to go around

Kent’s Reform-led council has said the Christmas lights can’t go up until all the lamppost flags come down, if you were wondering whether irony is alive and well in the world – 21 top takedowns

Zohran Mamdani has won the NY mayoral election with more than a million votes and counting – 19 early reactions

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

‘What’s the most harmless thing you ever did that made someone extremely angry?’ – 17 trivial incidents that escalated quickly

‘What’s your weirdest private habit that you hope no one ever finds out about?’ – 21 practices that will make you feel boringly normal

Erika Kirk glowingly compared JD Vance to her late husband and the entire internet raised its eyebrow

‘When the mud bath exposes you’ will never not put a smile on our faces (and in 4 seconds flat!)