‘What’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard someone say on a speed awareness course?’ 25 comments that will bring you screeching to a halt

This poor ostrich being knocked into next week by a hungry deer is pure slapstick comedy gold

James Blunt asked people what he should change his name to and it went just as well as you’d imagine – 17 chart toppers

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

This Tory MP’s defence of Boris Johnson was thinner than the former PM’s Downing Street wallpaper

People are sharing the mistakes others make when cooking British food – 23 that leave a bad taste

Donald Trump said green energy means people’s TVs will turn off if there’s no wind, and the internet put him on blast – 15 blows to his ego

America has discovered socket switches and the sarcastic Brits have entered the chat

Haley Joel Osment’s spot-on portrayal of JD Vance in all his cringeworthy glory deserves every award

People are arguing again about working from home – 19 responses worthy of a raise

Laura Kuenssberg accidentally sent her interview briefing notes to Boris Johnson and this A++ response took all the plaudits

Nadine Dorries said Angela Rayner ‘gives working class people a bad name’ and the entire internet responded as one

This Twitter account curates the most unfortunate names of actual people – 17 examples guaranteed to make you chuckle

Munya Chawawa’s hilarious video about Russell Brand’s ‘convenient conversion’ totally nails it

‘What did the ‘weird kid’ in your school do that you’ll never forget?’ – 19 especially memorable eccentrics

Today’s ‘You Couldn’t Make It Up’ Award goes to the Trump fan insisting she’s cool with losing the right to vote

‘What’s your “I can’t believe other people don’t do this” hack?’ 17 mind-blowing tips that will improve your life

James Cleverly trolled Keir Starmer for saying he was ‘deeply concerned’ and it was a supremely satisfying own goal