Chris Barker has changed the names of the ‘Gladiators’ in the title sequence and it’s wonderful

Ben Bradley’s comically fast reverse ferret on the importance of ‘woke’ was a triumph of Jo Coburn’s interview technique

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‘Ding, ding … boom!’ Donald Trump explaining missile defence technology will blow your mind

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Voldemort laughing in different languages is just the escape we needed today

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Funny dog video of the day

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Liz Truss launches the ‘Popular Conservatism’ group in a push for more oxymorons in public life

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Donald Trump challenges Nikki Haley to a cognitive test to prove he is ‘sharper’ – and the internet approves this message

‘This Bob Mortimer song should be played at every airport to welcome people to the UK’