Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

A Reform UK-er was brilliantly called out by the Question Time audience and it should be made available on prescription

This Maga cultist told the Good Liars that life ‘begins at inception’, and their funny reaction was an absolute dream

The 19 most ridiculously silly ways people have hurt themselves will have you laughing all the way to the emergency room

23 hilariously horrifying Halloween jokes fresh from the crypt (Bluesky)

King Charles strips Andrew of his titles and residence of the Royal Lodge, in the latest stage of the Epstein-tainted former prince’s humiliation – 36 early reactions

Flashback to a cheeky-faced young Daniel Radcliffe popping up on Live and Kicking

Someone dubbed this Rightmove property listing ‘The final boss of Live, Laugh, Love’ – dare you look through the keyhole?

‘What skills could you offer in an apocalypse?’ – 17 useful (and not so useful) bits of expertise for when society collapses

JD Vance had zero problems asking his wife to convert to Christianity in front of the whole world, but these 15 A++ responses sure did

This dictionary just announced their 2025 Word of the Year and people are losing their minds over the selection

JD Vance is still wanging on about Haitian immigrants eating cats and dogs – 15 funniest and most on-point comebacks

Someone asked whether he should use the hotel kettle and the horrifying replies mean we’ll never make a brew there ever again

A ‘biohacker’ influencer told women to get up early to make themselves beautiful for their man – 14 funniest and totally on-point smackdowns

JD Vance said to love thy neighbor, unless they speak another language – 17 spot-on clap backs that don’t need any translation

‘What’s a word you mispronounced for years and only realised recently?’ – 21 people who’ve been making very pacific mistakes

‘What’s the worst leaving gift you’ve received?’ – 22 people who ended up sorely disappointed by the office whip round

Donald Trump wants to restart nuclear testing, in case you were hoping to get back into your insomnia habit – 19 explosive reactions