President Narcissus is plastering his own face on 2026 US passports, and American travellers are every bit as thrilled as you’d expect – 21 stamps of disapproval

Lara Trump demands critics say that President Trump is not a tyrant and it was a glorious self-own for the ages

People have been sharing tales of the tightest person they ever knew – 23 hilarious tales of outrageous penny-pinching

People have been sharing the relatively simple changes that made their lives so much easier – 17 next level top tips

Karoline Leavitt blamed Democratic rhetoric for political violence in the US and the hypocrisy was visible from the moon – 15 interstellar comebacks

People have been sharing hilarious examples of great books with very bad covers – 17 masterpieces you definitely shouldn’t judge at first sight

‘What insignificant thing winds you up more than it should?’ – 22 people who can’t help sweating the small stuff

Trump lapdog Mike Johnson pleaded with voters to ‘keep the grownups’ in charge and kept a straight face while he did it – 17 people of all ages who responded in kind

‘Are there any ‘UK vs US’ differences where you feel America gets it right?’ – 23 ways they do it right across the pond

People have been debating the very peculiar nature of the British weather and it’s never truer than it is right now – 13 funniest and most relatable responses

A rampant Maga said ‘the left’ can’t stand the fact that Donald Trump ‘looks younger’ than King Charles and was owned into next year

The only vehicles that turned up to Reform UK’s national fuel tax protest were their own bus and taxi – 17 reactions positively dripping with schadenfreude

Melania Trump took aim at Jimmy Kimmel after he dared make a joke about her and it was a glorious self-own – 17 people who came clutching receipts

A mega Maga tried to own the libtards for not protesting against King Charles and was spectacularly schooled all the way across the Atlantic

25 Funniest Threads Posts to Give Your Day a Lift

Donald Trump tried to own the King with his yanky handshake thing and just for once the whole of the UK was cheering on King Charles

‘What is your most middle-class problem today?’ – 22 minor quibbles from people who know how good they have it

Andrew Neil’s boast about getting a waiter fired for questioning the tip got exactly the reactions you’d expect – 19 brutal and occasionally NSFW verdicts