An American complained about walking half a mile to a bar and these Brits wanted a stern word or two

Anti-ICE protestors in Minneapolis have got a brand new A++ (NSFW) chant and the whole of Britain is taking credit

A Maga tried to own the libs by doing this at the Super Bowl but it wasn’t the spectacular touchdown she thought it was

A Maga mum turned her back on Green Day for ‘doing politics’ and was brutally schooled to the moon and back

Tommy Robinson trolled an American Olympian for daring to disagree with Donald Trump and was owned into the next Olympiad

A far-right UK commentator made the bizarre suggestion that Trump could stand as an MP in the next general election – 17 spoiled ballots

This comedian’s ‘The Week in Trump’ round-up sets out exactly why it breaks people’s brains trying to keep up with it all

Donald Trump’s petulant rant about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance just made the rest of us enjoy it even more – 21 bona fide touchdowns

The Winter Olympics got underway, with an appropriately wacky opening ceremony, boos for JD Vance, and a whole load of internet reactions – 32 medal winners

Nigel Farage is being trolled by a Turkish barbershop in Glasgow and it’s shear brilliance – 15 appreciative nods

Elon Musk says he’s postponing his Mars project to focus on establishing a colony on the Moon, and the scepticism was visible from space – 17 ‘Sure, Jan’ responses

‘What weird skill did you accidentally become good at because of a bad situation?’ – 23 abilities forged during times of adversity

The usual MAGA crybabies are whining about athletes speaking out about the US at the Winter Olympics – 18 brutally funny responses worthy of gold

Singer Jack White’s devastating takedown of Donald Trump over the racist Obama video is so furious that a seven nation army couldn’t hold him back

Teachers have been sharing the craziest family lore dropped by kids – 17 TMI tales unexpectedly shared in the classroom

‘What’s the creepiest ‘glitch in the matrix’ that’s ever happened to you?’ – 19 completely unexplainable events

Socialite Lady Victoria Hervey said “you were a bit of a loser” if you were not in the Epstein Files – 15 shocked, top class reactions

Somebody asked what ‘modern surnames’ would be and the answers will have you hoping to meet someone called Terry Turkeyteeth