Craig David came to the rescue of a fish out of water, but it didn’t exactly go swimmingly …especially for the fish

Keir Starmer claimed ‘the left’ doesn’t defend core British values, and people have been trying to work out what they are – 37 very convincing suggestions

Elon Musk said that money can’t buy happiness, and he’s right …but it can buy the world’s tiniest violin – 21 hilariously unsympathetic responses

‘What is the most useless talent you possess?’ – 17 impressive but wholly impractical skills

JD Vance said it was ‘so perceptive’ of Donald Trump to tell a woman reporter to smile and these women begged to differ

People shared the things they love but thought totally sucked when they were younger – 21 later life joyful revelations

Donald Trump appeared to blame the two people killed by ICE for making him look bad because, yeah, that’s the problem

GB News’s Keir Starmer poll didn’t go the way they thought it would and their total bewilderment is an absolute delight

People shared the weirdest lunches they’ve seen their colleagues eat at work – 17 jaw-dropping stomach turners

What is a product people treat like a religion when it’s just ‘overpriced garbage with a good logo’? – 22 prized items that aren’t worth all the fuss

‘What’s something a guest did in your house that upset you?’ – 21 people who will never, ever be invited back

The US Army bragged about using AI but it’s not the slam-dunk they thought it was – 17 totally human takedowns

A Little Englander took issue with this Horrible Histories sketch and was schooled all the way back to the 19th century

Of all the scathing reactions to Nigel Farage’s Reform UK group photo, Larry the Cat’s burn surely best captured the mood

Melania Trump denied using the White House to promote her movie and the receipts came raining down to glorious effect

GB News doorstepped Billie Eilish after she dared criticise ICE and ended up brutally owned to LA and back

This full-throated statement on what Helen of Troy ‘actually looked like’ deserved every bit of the mockery it got. 21 epic takedowns

JD Vance was asked if he’d apologise to Alex Pretti’s family and his answer is a chilling glimpse into his soul, such as it is