Anti-woke warrior Pete Hegseth just declared war on ‘politically correct’ conflicts and it’s the most comically on-brand thing he’s ever done

A Maga insisted the US is not at war with Iran despite bombing it to bits and these A++ comebacks weren’t taking any prisoners

Hillary Clinton’s A++ takedown of Lauren Bobert when she was caught sharing photos of their closed Epstein hearing was simply savage

The ‘bad girl of Brexit’ trolled BBC reporters’ choice of clothes in the Middle East and was brutally schooled into next year

A woman reporter dared ask Pete Hegseth a question he didn’t like and the hissy fit that followed didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

There’s never a bad time to rewatch Bob Mortimer’s hilariously surreal Last One Laughing magic act

Lucy Connolly complained about someone making her feel ‘uneasy’ on Twitter and the comebacks really did write themselves

American TV mocked John Davidson’s Tourette syndrome and the whole of Britain responded as one

This sad little misogynist called ESPN’s NFL analyst a ‘DEI hire’, and her mic-drop comeback didn’t even need words

The correction to this Daily Telegraph ‘private school fees’ story just gets better and better and it’s an absolute belter

Donald Trump said Keir Starmer took ‘far too long’ to help him attack Iran and these homegrown comebacks will make you proud to be British

Susanna Reid had a message for Brits who moved to Dubai to avoid paying tax and Andrew Neil’s rant just made us like it even more

Marco Rubio’s brain-melting explanation of why America attacked Iran had people hollering into next year with disbelief

Someone asked “Of all movie opening scenes, what one sold the entire film the most?”, and this brutal blockbuster quietly took all the awards

Is the US at war? This humiliating CNN montage of American politicians answers the question – or not!

Melania Trump chaired a session of the UN Security Council, and we truly are through the looking-glass – 24 epic facepalms

Nothing to see here – just Donald Trump wanging on about the White House curtains and his enormous ballroom in between updates about his latest war

A Maga said Iran had ‘killed 1000s of Americans’ but was so not ready for the obvious follow-up question that it fried her brain