Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

This manager’s hilarious handling of an outrageously entitled customer was so good he deserves the rest of the week off

Zack Polanski borrowed the beautiful words of the much-missed Benjamin Zephaniah to counter Robert Jenrick’s divisive take on Handsworth

A climate conspiracy theorist shared their fears over the state of the Irish sky and was hilariously owned into next year

Donald Trump said no president had stopped a war until he came along and now he’s stopped eight – 14 funniest and totally on-point responses

‘What’s a common idea that science has already debunked, but people still believe?’ – 17 theories that should be confined to the dustbin of history

RFK Jr says ‘our parents aren’t having children’ because teenage sperm count is half that of a 65-year-old, so they’re making America fertile again

Karoline Leavitt has been dialling down the rhetoric again – this time by saying Democrat voters are ‘terrorists, illegal aliens and criminals’

This vintage Blue Peter clip of Peter Duncan dangling over Big Ben is still giving people the heebie-jeebies

Somebody asked ‘feral youth of the 00s’ what they are up to these days and the answers were surprisingly heartwarming

People are properly freaked out by Donald Trump’s truly disturbing remark about Stephen Miller and it’s a worrisome revelation about where his administration goes next

Cheryl Hines trying to defend her husband RFK Jr while getting more and more visibly pissed off on ‘The View’ is your cringe watch of the day

Jimmy Kimmel went nuclear on Donald Trump and his bizarre Time cover photo and the full-on Maga meltdown it prompted made it so much sweeter

JD Vance sprang to the defence of Young Republicans who made Hitler jokes and these 17 A++ replies are all ready to kick him out of the group chat

This subtle shade may still be the best response to a bigoted review that an author could give

Somebody asked about ‘unusual traits’ people find attractive and the answers will have you considering your weird bits in a newly positive light

People shared the things they thought were luxuries as a kid – 17 signs of wealth that others take for granted

Tucker Carlson said ‘female leadership leads to violence’ and these 17 women brutally schooled him into next year