Seth Meyers listed Donald Trump’s dubious ‘achievements’ and it’s absolutely savage

The news got Jeremy Hunt’s name wrong again and it was the best thing about the Budget, bar none

The tale of this exploding hamster went wildly viral and it’s a salutary lesson for us all

An American said he invented ‘bottle night’ with his girlfriend and the entirety of Britain replied as one

Emily Maitlis shared ‘how we do elections’ for her new US followers and it’s just fabulous

A woman replaced ‘menopause’ with ‘erectile disfunction’ in this journal to highlight attitudes towards women and it’s a real eye-opener

This checkout proposal was lovely but what really makes it is the woman’s reaction on the left (watch to the end!)

Blur’s drummer will stand for Labour in Mid Sussex and these 12 jokes are so great

A train company was no help for a customer’s mobile problem and this A++ response was sheer perfection

Sharon Osbourne’s Celebrity Big Brother appearance sent her Would I Lie To You? tale viral again and it’s a proper jaw-dropper

Ozzy Man’s hilarious and very sweary narration of a bird in great peril had us on the edge of our seats

21 favourite funny Cerveza Cristal memes and jokes

Classic Children’s Books reinvented for the age of Social Media

Struggling for World Book Day costume ideas? We’ve got you covered

This Dune/Trump mashup is surely the funniest 68 seconds you’ll spend today

Took us far too long to get this ‘niche bilingual joke’ but it was very much worth it in the end

Women have been sharing things that are normal to them but would be mind-blowing to men – 23 hard truths

The replies to these pictures of a bus crash took on a hilarious life of their own and it’s the funniest Twitter thing for ages