Richard Tice’s fiery new AI-slop profile pic featured a burning Union Flag and an unspoken invitation to mock him into next week – 21 favourite burns

Trump wanted praise for being able to sign his own name, and Joe Rogan led the sycophantic applause – 17 scathing takedowns

This chef’s pronunciation of tzatziki is still the most entertaining we’ve ever heard

Jamie Oliver failing to persuade a group of kids that chicken nuggets are bad is a genuine Hall of Famer

This hilarious story of identical twins pranking their college friends is top tier twinning

Stephen Miller’s wife Katie thought she was being clever by saying “liberal men aren’t attractive” and it blew up spectacularly in her face

Trump’s border czar Tom Homan says the church should stay out of politics, and the irony of this coming from a MAGA goon is almost too much to bear

JD Vance said people don’t know “how bad the corruption is in Washington DC” – 14 people who reckon they have a pretty good idea

Trump supporter Caitlyn Jenner is upset she can’t use her passport anymore due to Trump’s anti-trans policies – 15 people relishing this episode of keeping up with the karma

NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani unveiled his plans to tax the mega rich by hitting their second homes and it’s annoyed all the right people in the best way

The White House declared the Strait of Hormuz is “completely open and ready for business” like it was some kind of victory – 14 people happy to rain on Trump’s parade

Donald Trump just said the war with Iran was going ‘swimmingly’ and it turned out he’s not waving but drowning

‘What are your favourite passive aggressive corporate phrases and what do they actually mean?’ – 23 translations necessary to navigate work

Donald Trump dismissed the Epstein survivors as ‘victims or whatever’ and it didn’t speak volumes, it bellowed them

Trump’s Treasury secretary just said Americans feel great about the economy, they just don’t know it – 15 people who knew precisely how they felt about that

Donald Trump said he’d ‘never heard of a corner store’ – 14 funniest and most on-point comebacks definitely worth ringing up

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

This incredible Chase answer has just gone viral again and you don’t have to be a woman to appreciate it (but it helps)