Pam Bondi threatens to treat Antifa ‘just like drug cartels’ and it’s a chilling glimpse of how far the White House might go to silence its critics

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House speaker Mike Johnson’s rant about an entirely fictional ‘illegal South American rabble rouser’ taking pregnant Americans’ healthcare got all the respect it deserved – 17 first-degree burns

Richard Tice shrugged off the threat of EU steel tariffs by insisting ‘They need us more than we need them’ and it all felt grimly familiar – 17 incredulous reactions

‘What’s the most normal sounding fact you know that is actually mind-blowing?’ 22 proper brain melters

People shared the ‘small bombshells’ dropped by their therapists and you can have these 17 life-changing tips for free

Trump just said ‘We took the freedom of speech away’ and just for once he was actually telling the truth – 17 urgent and frankly essential responses

27 fabulous times someone took the time to reply and made everyone’s day so much better

30 eye-opening snapshots of modern life from ‘A Boring Dystopia’ on Reddit

23 of the funniest and most unexpected exchanges from ‘Wild Text Messages’ on Twitter

Whoever came up with this Wisconsin library’s hilarious trust fall video, take the rest of the month off

A CNN reporter tried to ask Donald Trump an actual question and his response is a terrifying snapshot of the state America finds itself in right now

‘What’s something you once believed only to later realise it was propaganda?’ – 21 people who discovered they’d been completely hoodwinked

Trump’s homeland security chief Kristi Noem announced she’d arrested the ‘girlfriend of the founder of Antifa’ and was mocked into next week

Talk TV ‘feather ruffler’ Isabel Oakeshott said it wasn’t racist to say she was the only white person on the Tube and these 13 A++ comebacks surely said it best

Ricky Tomlinson’s roast of Geoffrey Hughes on ‘This is Your Life’ is exactly the slice of Scouse comedy genius you’d expect

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Portland residents twerking in inflatable costumes at an immigration centre must be the best protest happening right now – and possibly ever