A ‘Mick Jagger’ scammer couldn’t get no satisfaction and it’s a supremely satisfying read

Voldemort laughing in different languages is just the escape we needed today

‘Life on a ship in the North Sea’ has just gone viral and no matter how mad you think it’s going to be, it’s madder

Funny dog video of the day

People are guessing the first Millennial thing that will be killed by Generation Z – 17 high up the hit list

Liz Truss launches the ‘Popular Conservatism’ group in a push for more oxymorons in public life

A Cabinet minister complained about Radio’s 4’s satirical News Quiz making jokes about Tories – only 9 responses you need

This local radio DJ had the very best response to an angry Apprentice fan who told him to ‘stop being camp’

Watch the moment this little penguin’s soul leaves its body

Blackburn Rovers had the very best response to Joey Barton’s latest ‘diversity’ rant

Watch this sweary nan’s hilarious reaction to Saltburn turn the air blue

The Government’s cringeworthy WhatsApp announcement doubled as a spectacular self-own – 24 favourite reactions

Donald Trump challenges Nikki Haley to a cognitive test to prove he is ‘sharper’ – and the internet approves this message

‘This Bob Mortimer song should be played at every airport to welcome people to the UK’

Surely the most unexpected plot twist you’ll see this – or any – week

A property guru asked for ‘creative solutions’ to fill this inaccessible landing and there really was only one winner

Newspaper letter of the week

There aren’t enough car crashes in the world to describe culture secretary Liz Frazer’s next-level awful interview with Kay Burley