This is how the Four Gifts rule would work if you’re not in a Hallmark Christmas movie

Donald Trump claims a general said he was the bravest little boy in the world, or something – Chinny reckon times 12

This fight scene from a classic Stanley Kubrick movie has gone viral because it has everything

The 17 outrageously entitled restaurant customers who should never be allowed to eat out again

Grumpy Hugh Grant getting into his Wonka character in French is today’s funniest 4 seconds

Tesco recalled Christmas stuffing because it may contain moths and it prompted a festive feast of puntastic gags – 23 favourites

Colin from Portsmouth wished everyone a Merry Christmas. Well, not everyone …

You need to zoom in on this contract Dean Smith is signing (he’s a football manager but that’s not important) because it’s an absolute treat

This viral video of an ‘intern’ who incurred an enormous (and enormously unnecessary) expense is a wild ride from start to finish

Sheridan Smith was in a different type of drama when she got stuck in a lift with Stephen Fry

Keir Starmer’s PMQs question about child homelessness sends a furious Rishi Sunak wildly viral

26 ‘They didn’t think it through’ moments from r/CrappyDesign

Rishi Sunak took a thorough savaging from Chris Bryant at PMQs – and his response gets an F

Here’s a rather unlikely video of The Nolans covering a song by The Smiths. You’re welcome!

If you’re on the Naughty List, Santa makes you listen to Cilla Black trying to be a Christmassy Carmen Miranda

People are sharing terrible first dates that were so bad they’re funny – 17 nightmare match-ups

Donald Trump is giving away pieces of his arrest suit with his Mug Shot Edition NFTs. Seriously – who’s writing this stuff?

There’s a very well camouflaged snow leopard somewhere in this picture and it’s melting brains everywhere