Sorry, ladies – Rupert Murdoch’s off the market again, and we’re not even invited to the wedding

Women have been sharing the really obvious hints that went totally unnoticed by a guy – 17 proper bombshells

Joe Biden’s reaction to seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene might be the funniest thing any President’s ever done

This food blogger’s second attempt at fried rice got a thorough Uncle Roger panning

Simply 14 messages from outrageously entitled bosses to have you hollering into next week

Richard Osman shared this Twitter account of ‘Pointless Celebs Looking at 69’ and it’s unaccountably entertaining

Laurence Fox launched his new project with the most cringeworthy promo you’ll see anytime soon

Seth Meyers listed Donald Trump’s dubious ‘achievements’ and it’s absolutely savage

The news got Jeremy Hunt’s name wrong again and it was the best thing about the Budget, bar none

The tale of this exploding hamster went wildly viral and it’s a salutary lesson for us all

An American said he invented ‘bottle night’ with his girlfriend and the entirety of Britain replied as one

Emily Maitlis shared ‘how we do elections’ for her new US followers and it’s just fabulous

A woman replaced ‘menopause’ with ‘erectile disfunction’ in this journal to highlight attitudes towards women and it’s a real eye-opener

This checkout proposal was lovely but what really makes it is the woman’s reaction on the left (watch to the end!)

Blur’s drummer will stand for Labour in Mid Sussex and these 12 jokes are so great

A train company was no help for a customer’s mobile problem and this A++ response was sheer perfection

Sharon Osbourne’s Celebrity Big Brother appearance sent her Would I Lie To You? tale viral again and it’s a proper jaw-dropper

Ozzy Man’s hilarious and very sweary narration of a bird in great peril had us on the edge of our seats