Larry the Cat’s grim data scorched Elon Musk’s accusation that the UK is a police state – 15 nods of agreement

17 funniest things people think the new Morrissey album cover artwork looks like

It’s only January, but we’ve already reached peak-Telegraph with this article accusing Labour of damaging high-end cars with ‘socialist speed bumps’

Donald Trump said Greenland doesn’t own the land “just because they landed a boat there 500 years ago” and the irony meter just exploded

A man in a Vietnam veteran cap and an amazing fur coat confronted ICE goons in Minneapolis – 16 people thanking this stylish legend for his service

Trump wandered away from a meeting with oil bosses to stare out a window and ramble about ballroom construction – 20 unforgettable reactions

This dad says he doesn’t like being around kids and only wants to parent his children for 10 minutes a day – 17 responses that hit the motherlode

Marco Rubio passed Trump a private note during a Venezuela oil meeting, but Trump read it out loud to everyone – 20 responses worth sharing with a crowd

This absolutely brutal tweet reply to JD Vance is so vividly insulting that it might just make you feel sorry for the US vice president

This pitch perfect Canadian spoof of Donald Trump’s ICE is the touch of joy your soul deserves after the longest week

Donald Trump says he’d accept a hand me down Nobel Peace Prize from Machado and these 16 replies won’t give peace a chance

Karoline Leavitt blamed a ‘sinister left-wing movement’ for the fatal shooting in Minneapolis as the White House lowers the bar to below sea level

JD Vance wants you to pray for the ICE agent who shot a Minneapolis mum, just in case you were wondering where his priorities are right now

Jonathan Pie on Donald Trump and the end of the world as we know it is 5 minutes exceptionally well spent

Tucker Carlson said America entered WW2 when Germany invaded Poland and was fact checked til he farted

JD Vance admitted the real reason America attacked Venezuela and it does not bode well for world peace

‘What’s the best decision you made in your 30s that you’re thanking yourself for today’ – 21 excellent bits of advice for the youth of today

JD Vance took aim at CNN’s reporting of the ICE killing of a Minnesota mum and CNN bit back in magnificent style