What in the Barbara Cartland is going on with this house for sale on Rightmove?

The UK is back in recession and the Government spin is making us all dizzy

This young woman’s story of her deadbeat breakdancing dad is a wild ride from start to finish

We’ve been tracking all the alternative new names for the London Overground lines – 21 favourites

Frankie Boyle had the very best response for a GB News presenter upset by London’s ‘Suffragette Line’

Alan ‘6 jabs’ Sugar complained about getting Covid again and the internet was only too happy to help out

Eamonn Holmes took the bizarrest of trips down memory lane and it’s the most spectacular 80 seconds you’ll watch this week

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s crude ‘kiss my ass’ message to David Cameron achieved the impossible – making people take his side

This woman shared her husband’s jaw-dropping financial arrangements and this most British of replies is the only one you need

This fabulous tale of how DVDs went mysteriously missing from this Asda is today’s most jaw-dropping thing

The Tory brains trust wants to pay influencers to persuade people not to cross the Channel in small boats – 14 favourite reactions

You won’t see a more unfortunate typo this week (no ifs or buts)

Gregg Wallace’s remarkable Saturday routine got people enjoying Princess Margaret’s next-level decadence all over again

People loved Rebecca Ferguson’s response to this question about riding the sandworm in Dune

‘Every Episode of Grand Designs’ hilariously nails all those tropes that make the show so special

What’s the most ridiculous conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard? Try these 21 for size

Jonathan Gullis claimed to have bullet-proof clingfilm, but these 14 people thought it was a bit of a stretch

This Telegraph reader’s financial dilemma got all the responses you’d expect but was no less satisfying for it