‘What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner?’ – 23 serving suggestions

‘One wrong move and it’s all over’

This Tinder chat’s unexpected 11th hour handbrake turn is a proper body blow

‘Person who hacked my credit card emailed me asking why I cancelled his flight’

This brutal lowballer takedown has gone wildly viral again and it’s a proper hall of famer

Rishi Sunak didn’t want to be asked about Suella Braverman and his next level tetchiness is a joy to behold

This Morning’s ‘tribute’ to Phillip Schofield is surely the strangest bit of telly you’ll watch this week

This woman pulled the wrong way in a tug-of-war and it’s a proper jaw dropper

The truck passing this miraculous escape carried the funniest accidental reaction

James Blunt’s story of his speed awareness course is today’s funniest tale

Watch Liam Neeson re-enact that Taken moment at an ice-hockey match

Martin Lewis perfectly summed up Thérèse Coffey’s questionable claims on the sewage crisis

There’s a new record for the World’s Highest Basketball Shot and it dunks on the old one

21 points people are making about Suella Braverman’s speeding saga

What’s the most mildly infuriating thing you find about living in the UK? – 21 common irritants

Whoever wrote this 1979 horoscope had a cruel but funny streak

“My school is repeatedly playing baby shark in between classes until enough people sign up for a charity walk”

19th-century cough syrup wasn’t messing about