Ted Cruz responded to Joey Barton’s latest conviction with a dramatic meme about the death of free speech in the UK, and the UK spoke as freely as it gets

Open AI boss Sam Altman said he couldn’t imagine raising a baby without ChatGPT, and got roasted to a crisp – 18 top takedowns

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

White supremacist Nick Fuentes said women shouldn’t be allowed to vote and was owned straight back into his mom’s basement

House speaker Mike Johnson claimed Donald Trump works 21 hours a day – 15 timely clapbacks definitely worth clocking

Two US Secretaries had a literal pull-up competition to fix airport delays and there were no winners (except for these 17 spot-on replies)

Donald Trump bragging about his farmer bailout turned into an embarrassing self-own before he even finished his sentence

Somebody asked about people’s ‘unusual hobbies’ – 21 bizarre ways to use up your free time

Which British things are loved around the world that actual Brits cannot stand? – 17 puzzlingly popular exports

Chris Barker’s fantastic Sgt Pepper celebrity tribute montages are coming to an end, but you can bid for exclusive, signed prints of all ten years. Here’s how

‘What sucked as a child but is awesome as an adult?’ – 17 bugbears that aged like fine wine

What is the biggest mystery we still aren’t close to solving? – 17 puzzling parts of existence we’re no closer to understanding

Andrew Tate suggested Piers Morgan had somehow been bested by white supremacist Nick Fuentes and Morgan’s AA++ comeback totally nailed it

Donald Trump was furious with a woman journalist who quoted his own words back at him and the internet responded as one

‘How Americanised are your kids?’ – 21 children who are spiritually eating a corn dog at the mall

A ‘top EU tyrant’ said Europeans have had it up to here with the US, and all the furious Americans who bit back totally proved his point

Tommy Robinson doubled down on his ‘I’m a journalist’ shtick and this A++ smackdown beat all comers

The people behind this AI-generated McDonald’s ad complained about how hard they’d worked to make it, and got owned into next year