Donald Trump said he’s ‘just gonna kill people’ to stop drugs coming into the US – 15 entirely reasonable comebacks that were absolutely killer

Stephen Miller told Donald Trump the US ‘was going to die without you’ and the whole internet curled up into a cringe ball of protection – 15 responses to die for

What is the most ‘mum’ thing your mum does? – 22 infuriatingly maternal habit that we love them for anyway

‘Dear Brits, what makes you feel posh?’ – 23 simple things that will make you feel like you belong in Buckingham Palace

Steve Bannon said the quiet part out loud – Trump has a plan to win a third term in 2028 – and these 15 A++ replies hit the red alert

Nigel Farage tried to put his bravest face on the latest Reform UK defeat and was mocked into next week

Donald Trump can’t even remember who he’s granted a Presidential pardon to and as a snapshot of his White House at work this surely won’t be bettered

Move over, Scrooge. You have to make room for the couple who charged guests £3.66 for each slice of cake

Mariella Frostrup’s epic takedown of Nadine Dorries and Reform UK was magnificently done and it’s an important, essential watch

Trump tried to shut down a reporter whose question he didn’t like and her A++ response should be a lesson for White House correspondents everywhere

This Caerphilly man’s perfect description of Reform UK absolutely nails why they lost the by-election

A French reporter with – gasp! – a French accent asked Donald Trump a question and his response totally nailed how his White House operates right now

A Swede posted a picture of how much cheese an average American eats and the whole of France replied as one

Somebody asked for examples of ‘the worst interview ever’ and the replies would even make Alan Sugar cringe

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Nadine Dorries told Question Time she knew how to ‘stop the boats’ and her plan fell at the very first hurdle – 13 responses that surely say it all

‘What do you give zero f**ks about?’ – 17 things people would dearly love to launch into the sun

They’ve reduced the chocolate content of Club and Penguin biscuits, and Garron Noone is absolutely raging (NSFW)