They’ve reduced the chocolate content of Club and Penguin biscuits, and Garron Noone is absolutely raging (NSFW)

Nigel Farage’s PMQs ‘strike’ looks even more performative after revelations that he hasn’t applied to ask a question since July

Karoline Leavitt told the press that Trump’s main priority is his golden ballroom, and we’re shocked …shocked, we tell you

Ever wondered what Batman would be like if it were set in England? This. It’d be exactly like this

This hilariously wrong Family Feud Canada attempt to name a European country must surely be in the WTF Hall of Fame

Donald Trump said ‘ocean drugs’ is a thing people say and these 15 stone-cold sober replies dragged him back to shore

Donald Trump turned his complaint about the 2020 election into a subtle(ish) threat to rig the next presidential vote – 17 fraud-free clapbacks

Fox News said people were having to tighten their wallets but didn’t say why and their silence was simply deafening – 18 replies that have 100% beef

Pete Hegseth went up in a jet and these excitable Magas thought he was actually flying it and got hilariously dumped on from 40,000 feet

Donald Trump unveiled his plans for the new White House ballroom and there’s a new dictionary definition of Fool’s Gold – 19 24-carat responses

‘What’s a “this should be free” service that always costs money?’ – 17 expenses nobody should reasonably pay

A Scottish life coach told people to stop wasting their lives in a pub on a Friday night and it wasn’t just Scottish Twitter taking him down – 14 responses worth raising a glass to

Stephen Miller said Robert De Niro hadn’t done anything worthwhile in 30 years and got thoroughly dragged – 17 rotten tomatoes

A guy offered pregnant women some advice that none of them asked for and ‘mansplaining’ doesn’t even begin to cover it

People have been taking sweet revenge after Mike Graham was ‘suspended’ over that Facebook post and no-one did it better than Reece Dinsdale

What’s something which is still common today but seems really outdated? – 17 relics that are somehow still going strong

Jimmy Rees’ hilarious assessment of the US driving test is also a brutal comedy takedown of Maga politics

This influencer launched ‘Hot Girls for Cuomo’ without buying the URL, and whoever bagged it and turned it into a list of Cuomo allegations – take the rest of the week off