JD Vance wasn’t allowed at the grown-ups table during Zelensky’s White House summit and the internet raced to make him the punchline he is

Donald Trump claimed Washington DC’s restaurants have never been busier and these 19 Michelin-starred comebacks were simply delicious

Someone asked about the small things in Britain people find joy in – 23 tiny but hugely wholesome UK delights

Donald Trump thinks you have to bring your licence plate to vote – these 17 A++ responses have totally got his number

‘What hobbies attract the biggest assholes?’ – 19 activities with a tendency to attract the very worst of us

Donald Trump saw the upside of America going to war – 17 of the most damning and totally on-point responses

Jonathan Gullis said Brits shouldn’t fly the Palestinian flag and Adil Ray magnificently owned him into next year

Donald Trump’s response to this heartfelt plea for the youngest victims of the Ukraine war was so in character it hurts

Trump was frantically looking around for the Finnish president and the hilarious payoff was a proper jaw-dropper

A train traveller was worried the driver was going too fast and was hilariously schooled to the next station and beyond

This mega Maga reporter praised Volodymyr Zelenskyy for wearing a suit and his A++ comeback was simply magnificent

No-one did better than John Oliver to nail exactly how badly the Trump-Putin summit went for America (and democracy)

Marco Rubio said the Russia-Ukraine war had nothing to do with the US – 17 especially devastating and totally on-point comebacks

These Fox News hosts played directly into Gavin Newsom’s magnificent Twitter trolling of Donald Trump and the stunning hypocrisy is simply off the scale

Whichever MasterChef editor used this same terrifying image of Gregg Wallace 3 times in a minute, take the rest of the week off

Nigel Farage launched the Reform UK football shirt and it was an epic own goal – 13 winning comebacks

This forensic takedown of Nigel Farage and his pledge to protect women on GB News’s very own airwaves was magnificently done

This ultra Maga took issue with a male cheerleader and was magnificently schooled into next week – 17 epic and totally on-point takedowns