A man asked why women don’t smile at him when he walks past and this A++ comeback should be available on prescription

Jeremy Vine’s clip of Trump lovers dancing in Iran wasn’t entirely what he thought it was and it’s a facepalm visible from the moon

You don’t have to like Keir Starmer to enjoy these 15 clapbacks at Liz Truss for kissing up to Trump over that Churchill barb

Marco Rubio’s rapid reverse ferret why America invaded Iran surely wasn’t fooling anyone – 14 weapons grade smackdowns

Nick Ferrari tried to get one over the UK’s former ambassador to Iran and was so savagely owned it was magnificent

A Maga said there wasn’t one thing Spain did better than America and it was a glorious self-own for the record books

Donald Trump’s chilling boast that the US could use Spain’s air bases without their permission speaks volumes about him – 18 stark fact-checks

Andrew Tate dancing ‘while the bombs fall’ in Dubai was a million miles from the flex he thought it was – 17 scorching burns

Trump spat out his dummy over the UK refusing to roll over, and his ‘not Winston Churchill’ jibe at Starmer massively backfired – 21 two-finger salutes

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

‘What’s the best nickname you’ve heard, and the reason for it?’ – 23 excellent British monikers

Anti-woke warrior Pete Hegseth just declared war on ‘politically correct’ conflicts and it’s the most comically on-brand thing he’s ever done

A Maga insisted the US is not at war with Iran despite bombing it to bits and these A++ comebacks weren’t taking any prisoners

Hillary Clinton’s A++ takedown of Lauren Bobert when she was caught sharing photos of their closed Epstein hearing was simply savage

The ‘bad girl of Brexit’ trolled BBC reporters’ choice of clothes in the Middle East and was brutally schooled into next year

A woman reporter dared ask Pete Hegseth a question he didn’t like and the hissy fit that followed didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

There’s never a bad time to rewatch Bob Mortimer’s hilariously surreal Last One Laughing magic act

Lucy Connolly complained about someone making her feel ‘uneasy’ on Twitter and the comebacks really did write themselves