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Donald Trump said the US ‘doesn’t do much business with Canada’ and Mark Carney’s face didn’t just speak a thousand words, it bellowed them

Donald Trump was asked what concession he wanted from Canada and the global supply of dumb just hit critical levels

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This eye-watering list of wedding demands put the zilla in bridezilla

Donald Trump tried to list what he loves about Canada and his abysmal schoolboy error had everyone howling

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JD Vance had a message for football fans coming to the US for the World Cup and it was a shocking own-goal visible from space

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Mark Carney told Trump in no uncertain terms that Canada’s not for sale, and the internet was very much here for it

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Pete Hegseth declared a ‘less generals, more GIs’ policy for the American military and the entirety of the internet responded as one

Elon Musk properly shocked Jesse Watters with his apocalyptic revelation and we don’t know which one is the bigger plank

Emma Willis talked ‘barebacking’ on This Morning and the look on Rylan Clark’s face spoke for the nation

Reform UK ruled that their councils will only fly the Union and St. George’s flags, and the internet showed its colours