How is Andrew Tate coping with being locked up in prison? By ranting about worms, of course.

Donald Trump’s truly odd way of waving the green flag to start his Freedom 250 Grand Prix saw the piss-taking go from 0 to 100 in 60 seconds – 21 savage takedowns

Zia Yusuf said the ‘political class’ is rotten because it runs on what school people went to, and set a new record for irony – 17 points of order

Jamie Oliver’s magnificently straight-talking response to Jake Humphrey’s invite just went viral again and it’s the most delicious thing Oliver’s ever done

This royal biographer’s bilious ‘welcome home’ for Harry and Meghan is a grim reminder of why they cleared off in the first place

Laurence Fox shared a video of himself and Calvin Robinson performing a duet – 17 scathing reviews

‘What is your favourite piece of UK trivia?’ – 23 absolutely fascinating facts unique to Britain

Trump’s top economic advisor can’t figure out why oil prices are spiking and these 17 incredulous clap backs were happy to fill him in

People shared the hugely popular things right now that they simply can’t stand – 17 infuriatingly widespread trends

This person’s unfortunate mishap when they weren’t wearing their glasses prompted people to share no end of similar confessions

People shared the supposedly classy ‘status symbol’ that is actually hideously naff – 21 things that mark someone out as having zero taste

Brits shared the most ridiculous questions they get asked abroad – 23 of the funniest and most off the wall

People shared the stone cold giveaways that a tourist is American – 23 funniest and most relatable telltale signs

This little Englander’s theory why the Titanic sank doesn’t speak volumes about Brexit, it bellows them

A robot just beat the human speed record then promptly faceplanted into history – 17 very human replies

The Yorkshire crowd’s reaction to this fella dropping his beers at the cricket is simply peak Britain

27 times the marvellous James May made our day so much better on Twitter

Trump tried to declare the Strait of Hormuz to be ‘NEW US Territory’ and got absolutely wiped off the map with this perfect comeback