Andrew Tate said he’ll ‘save civilisation’ with Conor McGregor and Donald Trump and these are surely the only responses you need

Someone confessed to reaching the age where M&S clothes look appealing, and there was a lot of entertaining agreement

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Donald Trump’s phone call with Vladimir Putin was the chocolate teapot of international diplomacy – 17 early verdicts

23 times animals (and occasionally people) were hilariously resigned to their fate from ‘This is my life now’ on Reddit

Men of a certain age have been sharing lessons every man should learn while they’re still young – 17 top tips worth passing on

This complaint about a pizza delivery fail just gets better and better and there will surely be no topping this

People have been parodying ‘With Love, Meghan’ and the results will effortlessly elevate your day

A Christian attempted to troll atheists by saying God was basically a super Michelin-starred chef and the A++ comeback was simply delicious

A Maga took great delight in showing off a ‘snowflake free’ energy drink made of ‘liberal tears’ and this A++ comeback is the only one you need

Finally, something to bring the internet together – chewing noises are gross!

People were sharing ‘the incident’ at their school, and this one dug itself straight into the hall of fame …or infamy

Jason Isaacs just destroyed Donald Trump and his A++ link back to the White Lotus had everyone cheering

France just called America and wants its Statue of Liberty back – 14 of the funniest and totally on-point responses

‘Which brand do you boycott for a petty reason?’ – 16 Redditors taking their business elsewhere

Nigel Farage didn’t want to talk about Rupert Lowe but it’s all anyone kept asking him about and his mounting fury is a joy to watch

Marjorie Taylor Greene said Ukraine had a big Nazi problem and this historian’s shutdown was simply magnificent

Trump said he was being sarcastic about ending the Russia-Ukraine war in a day, but the internet brought the receipts