This especially NSFW tale of an Amsterdam hen do gone so very wrong is a jaw-dropper of the highest order

‘What’s a ‘posh’ food that will never be as good as the cheap version from your childhood?’ – 23 dinners that money will never improve

‘What’s a hobby people act superior for having that isn’t that deep?’ – 21 enthusiasts who aren’t as special as they think

Patrick Stewart told the tale of the first time he had an American hamburger and it was fabulously, deliciously done

Donald Trump appeared to fall asleep during a talk about obesity and the symbolism nearly broke the scales

A ‘Christian nationalist pastor’ said women should lose the right to vote and was kicked right in the ballots – 17 biblical smackdowns

This manager’s jaw-dropper of a lunch break ‘request’ got entirely the responses it deserved

This top drawer technique for roasting a bot on Tinder will always appeal

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Elon Musk was asked to justify his claim that new NY mayor Zohran Mamdani was a ‘swindler’ and the pause lasted so long we thought our watch had stopped

Dr Oz claims the US will slim down by 135 billion lbs in a year due to cheaper weight-loss drugs, and the magic of counting proved him wrong

Women have been sharing their ‘street smart’ safety tips when they are out and about and it’s an eye-opening read (especially if you’re a man)

Donald Trump’s response to a White House visitor fainting was shocking but RFK Jr’s knee-jerk reaction was properly hilarious

We’re completely obsessed with Francesca Scorsese testing dad Martin on whether he can recognise his own films from Letterboxd reviews – Five stars!

The finale of Celebrity Traitors was explosive television …literally – 37 reactions that faithfully capture the mood (with lots of spoilers)

Donald Trump’s reaction to a White House visitor fainting provides a savagely accurate portrait of his personality – and his administration

‘What’s the biggest waste of money you’ve ever spent?’ – 21 ways to blow cash that would have Martin Lewis seething

We wish we loved anything as much as this dog loves giant leaf piles