Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s blistering 38-second takedown of Pam Bondi was so brutal you could almost feel sorry for her (not really)

Gary Lineker had the magnificent final word on Jim Radcliffe’s outrageous ‘colonisation’ remarks

This hard-hitting parody ‘Visit USA’ ad spotted on the London Underground definitely won’t do anything to reverse the tourism ‘Trump slump’

With one week to go, the Winter Olympics is an ironically hot topic on Bluesky – 28 favourite things people are saying about it right now

Liz Truss posted her Trump fan-girling photo with the words ‘Right about everything’, and got mocked into next week – 23 top takedowns

An EU diplomat had to sit through Maga Mike Waltz talking about the many wars Trump ‘ended’, and her hilarious facial expressions said it all

The White House posted images of Valentine’s Day candy hearts saying “Daddy’s Home” and the creepiness detector just exploded into smithereens

A newspaper said millennials and Gen Z can’t afford to buy homes because of “splurging” on rotisserie chickens – 21 responses that are a giant ‘cluck you!’

Someone asked for band names for a group made up on Megyn Kelly, Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt – 18 certified platinum suggestions

Everyone should hear ‘Sweet Child O’ Mine’ performed on rubber chickens at least once in their lifetime – 17 reactions from way up the pecking order

“What’s the ‘fattest’ thing you ever did because you were hungry?” – 17 moments of glorious gluttony

Carlton from ‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ is dividing people after sharing a picture with actor James Van Der Beek on his deathbed – 14 reactions that can see the rights and wrongs of it

Apparently Erika Kirk may visit Northern Ireland to meet Ian Paisley Jr and set up ‘Turning Point Ulster’ – 18 funny responses raising holy hell

Reform UK’s Nadhim Zahawi doesn’t feel safe in London after seeing a tired man on the street – 16 responses offering comfort as he recovers

Donald Trump is still refusing to acknowledge that racist post about the Obamas and it’s basically page one of the Trump playbook, writ large

Trump’s latest top state department pick said white people in America face more discrimination than black people

Donald Trump insisted the Epstein Files are ‘pretty boring stuff’ and Howard Lutnick thinks that’s hilarious, but no one else is laughing

It’s five years since this TikToker’s home haircut sent him wildly viral and blew a few minds in the process