Isabel Oakeshott said she had ‘no issue’ with Dubai jailing people if the authorities don’t like their social media posts, and the hypocrisy was visible from space

Karoline Leavitt says the US bombed Iran because Trump ‘had a feeling’ they should, in case you were worried they didn’t have a really good reason – 23 top takedowns

Trump was asked why there was no evacuation plan for stranded Americans and his answer totally nailed the state of the White House right now

Trump’s homeland security chief Kristi Noem denied calling ICE murder victim Alex Pretti a ‘domestic terrorist’ and was fact checked til she farted

Giles Coren’s A++ take on Brits who moved to Dubai was very entertaining and totally on-point

Donald Trump’s apparent realisation that the Iranian leader they just killed could be replaced by someone just as bad had people hollering into next year

A mega Maga insisted no matter how many bombs Trump drops on Iran it’s definitely not a war and ended up owned inside out

Andrew Tate said he couldn’t wait to be stuck in a Middle East war zone and these truthbombs all hit the target

The new Private Eye’s cover just nailed Trump’s war on Iran, not just once but four times

‘What’s something harmless that gets people weirdly upset?’ – 21 things everyone should really just chill out about

A man asked why women don’t smile at him when he walks past and this A++ comeback should be available on prescription

Jeremy Vine’s clip of Trump lovers dancing in Iran wasn’t entirely what he thought it was and it’s a facepalm visible from the moon

You don’t have to like Keir Starmer to enjoy these 15 clapbacks at Liz Truss for kissing up to Trump over that Churchill barb

Marco Rubio’s rapid reverse ferret why America invaded Iran surely wasn’t fooling anyone – 14 weapons grade smackdowns

Nick Ferrari tried to get one over the UK’s former ambassador to Iran and was so savagely owned it was magnificent

A Maga said there wasn’t one thing Spain did better than America and it was a glorious self-own for the record books

Donald Trump’s chilling boast that the US could use Spain’s air bases without their permission speaks volumes about him – 18 stark fact-checks

Andrew Tate dancing ‘while the bombs fall’ in Dubai was a million miles from the flex he thought it was – 17 scorching burns