Somebody asked for a professional way to say ‘Cuz I don’t feel like it’ – 21 tactful methods of saying ‘no bloody chance’ at work

Senator Mark Kelly took down Donald Trump by reading out a facts-only comparison of their career highlights and it’s like an especially gruesome kill on a natural history doc

Karoline Leavitt claimed the second deadly Venezuela boat strike was in ‘self defence’ and the internet responded as one

Pete Hegseth just shared his thoughts on the second deadly boat strike and it looked like buck passing of the highest order – 17 on-target responses

There’s been yet another crime against tea, and Garron Noone isn’t about to take it lying down (NSFW)

People shared the biggest lessons employment taught them and we’re not sure if these responses are useful advice or some kind of next-level hell

A fear-fuelling YouTuber was called out for the masked cyclist who never was and it’s a proper jaw-dropper

A scientist brilliantly explained the big problem with RFK Jr’s vaccine statement on the CDC website, using the idea of a squirrel in a trench coat

Sarah Vine said Rachel Reeves should be sacked for ‘lying’ and global supplies of irony plunged to critical lows

An American couldn’t get how Europe could be this good without more trillion dollar businesses and these Europeans were only too happy to put him straight

Kay Burley magnificently owned London mayoral wannabe Ant Middleton and the fury of his followers just made it even better

‘What’s something your parents used to go mad about that doesn’t bother you?’ – 23 things that weirdly used to infuriate our mums and dads

This anti-woke warrior got his knickers in a twist about men dressing up as women at Christmas and the entirety of the internet responded as one

A misogynistic Maga said women should stop being ‘fat, tattooed nags’ or be completely replaced by artificial wombs, and got owned into the next century

In this week’s least shocking news, former Tory MP Jonathan Gullis has defected to Reform UK – 19 votes of no confidence

Trump’s Press Secretary said it’s hard to keep up with the fake news coming from the White House, and got roasted for her accidental honesty

Somebody asked what people call the end slice of a loaf of bread, and these 23 variations will utterly boggle your mind

War on drugs update: Donald Trump just pardoned a next-level cocaine trafficker but appears never to have heard of him