Trump’s intelligence chief said it wasn’t her job to assess threats to America and it had people hollering into next week

Nigel Farage’s racist rhetoric about ‘brilliant young minds’ being replaced with ‘goat herders from Afghanistan’ spoke volumes about the man, and so did the takedowns – 17 of the best

JD Vance tried to flog a silver lining to America’s soaring gas prices and absolutely no-one was buying it

Piers Morgan just stormed off his own YouTube show and of all the A++ responses this one surely nailed it best

This TikTokker’s baffling ‘dog or coyote?’ confusion was funny, but the hilarious responses will really set your tails wagging

Kash Patel’s customised Punisher-themed trainers will make you green with envy (if you’re a 6-year-old boy)

Mark Zuckerberg’s 80-billion-dollar VR Metaverse is being scrapped in June, and the internet can’t stop laughing – 21 favourite burns

18 top takedowns of Lee Anderson after it emerges that he recorded paid Valentine’s Day Cameos in Westminster, in a possible breach of Parliamentary rules

‘What is a completely harmless lie you tell people on a regular basis just to make your life easier?’ – 22 small but necessary porky pies

The Irish PM appeared to have an especially in your face message for Donald Trump and people loved him for it

This Trump economic advisor said American consumers were ‘the last’ of the White House concerns and he didn’t just not read the room, he was in a different building

Karoline Leavitt went nuclear on Trump’s former counterterrorism chef for suggesting Iran isn’t a threat and it was an immense self-own she should have seen coming

Donald Trump said he doesn’t need Congress to pull out of NATO and was fact checked til he sharted

‘What is a completely useless piece of information that you will never forget?’ – 21 facts seared into people’s brains forever

‘What place in the UK have you visited and immediately thought you could live there?’ – 23 A++ spots you might not already have considered

Donald Trump called GB News presenter Beverley Turner a ‘fantastic reporter’ but it was surely nothing to boast about – 13 Pulitzer Prize winning comebacks

What’s something you’re pretty sure only you do? – 17 weird habits that might just be unique

Lee Anderson ducked out early from Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s speech to MPs and it appeared not to go unnoticed by the Ukrainian president