Lee Anderson’s rant about migrants being taught English in France was a magnificently satisfying self-own

Trump’s response to a question on funding childcare made even less sense than his boat-shark dilemma

‘What’s a weird thing you find attractive in people?’ – 18 quirky turn-ons

21 terrible – but very funny – maps from the Terrible Maps account

Trump said he took care of the economy like it was his own business and the satirists went bankrupt – 15 top comebacks

Wilbur the pig, stoned off his head on acorns, is here to take you from ‘brat summer’ to ‘pannage autumn’

Jesse Watters questioned Tim Walz’s masculinity for drinking milkshakes with a straw and these 13 comebacks were simply delicious

Nadine Dorries said Angela Rayner ‘demeaned her office’ by dancing in Ibiza and Kathy Burke’s A++ response is the only one you need

Andrew Tate said it was gay to pay a speeding fine and was humiliatingly owned into next year

Trump claims he understands ‘nuclear’ better than anybody because his uncle went to MIT – 15 atomic takedowns

Some of Tim Walz’s family proudly posed in support of Donald Trump and it was a hilarious self-own visible from space

Ellen DeGeneres will use a Netflix comedy special to talk about being kicked out of showbusiness and the entirety of the internet responded as one

People are shaken and also stirred by the comedy James Bond edit in which 007 gets killed by one of Q’s gadgets

Nothing to see here – just a MAGA cultist smashing her Alexa with a sledgehammer in protest at Amazon’s ‘election interference’

Priti Patel has been knocked out of the Tory leadership contest. Oh dear. How sad. Never mind!

The effect on this former ballerina with Alzheimer’s as she hears Swan Lake is simply glorious

People are sharing their ‘goofiest low stakes conspiracy theories’ and these 19 eye-openers will have you believing

People have been sharing signs of intelligence that are often confused for stupidity and these 17 are all nailed on