Gillian Keegan insists the Parthenon Sculptures have to stay in Britain because of the law – 15 sustained objections

GB News is furious that Nigel Farage is being ‘airbrushed’ out of I’m A Celeb and it’s surely the best thing about the new series yet

This boyfriend’s delight at getting the ‘big Costco ham’ went wildly viral and we’ve all been there … haven’t we?

The Elgin Marbles row sent this James Acaster routine viral and it’s never less than magnificent

This video of two toilets swinging on ropes makes a very tense watch

Tory mayoral hopeful Susan Hall thinks she was ‘pickpocketed’ and it’s the most hatstand tale you’ll hear this year

Someone bemoaned how ‘sexual’ the world had become and this comeback was just short of orgasmic

James Cleverly’s denial of calling Stockton a sh*thole was every bit as unconvincing as you’d expect

Stewart Lee’s column on Nigel Farage taking part in I’m A Celebrity is devastating, required reading

This sopping wet dog was absolutely, 100% on a mission and it’s 32 seconds very well spent

This classic news item about a mayor’s NSFW-sounding name just never gets old

Zoe Ball’s Radio 2 breakfast show went suddenly, outrageously NSFW and had parents swerving off the school run

Liz Truss is backing Donald Trump for the 2024 presidential race – 15 votes of no confidence

If Alfie Boe’s song can’t persuade you that Die Hard is a Christmas film – nothing can

17 hilariously sceptical reactions to the claim that Laurence Fox was up for a Batman role

Jill Scott made a joke about Liverpool’s Daniel Sturridge and these grown men’s fury made it so much funnier

23 of the funniest and occasionally seriously unnerving pictures from ‘Please hesitate to reach out’ on Instagram

This Mexican mum’s fury at her daughter complaining of the cold goes out to anyone who’s ever fought over the heating thermostat (so all of us then)