Chiltern Railways took this David Bowie joke very seriously indeed and it’s today’s best thing

Rishi Sunak finally made a half-decent joke at PMQs – and it was at Nadine Dorries’ expense

What questions do other European countries ask Google about the UK?

This accidentally correct answer on Greg James’ quiz was simply magnifico

Rishi Sunak released a video listing his achievements in one year as PM – 19 one-star reviews

Gordon Ramsay is fed up with people telling him to stay in his lane and it might be even better than the Porsche one

This NSFW tale of an Amsterdam hen do gone wrong (so very wrong!) went wildly viral and these 9 responses surely say it all

If there’s an award for funny reviews, this TikToker has won it hands down

These confidently incorrect motorists attempting to drive through a flood is a jaw-dropping watch

A guy said his date needed ‘less self-respect’ if they were to see each other and got all the responses he deserved

Sophy Ridge had the stats to counter Tom Hunt’s full-UKIP rant on foreign languages

Theresa Coffey blamed the wrong sort of rain for the Storm Babet chaos – 17 hurricane force comebacks

‘As a Brit, what are some British code words we use?’ – 19 peculiarly British euphemisms (NSFW)

‘Translating Scouse into English’ is the dialect tutorial you didn’t know you needed

Nadine Dorries claims Google turns big dials to make search results more left wing

That Gordon Ramsay house buying tale sent this Jake Humphrey pro tip viral again and it’s quite the watch

Someone complained that these anchors were too polite – so they fixed that

27 times these people couldn’t remember the right word for something so they just made one up and it’s brilliant