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Donald Trump blamed Joe Biden for making the Lincoln Memorial ‘horrible’ – 17 clapbacks that deserve a monument of their own

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Stephen Miller says Trump has built America into a ‘paradise’ but the Americans in the replies have a different word for it

Donald Trump threatened to ‘blow up’ one of America’s oldest allies in the Middle East, and the Nobel Peace Prize committee would like a word

Labour’s Chair has given Nigel Farage one day to report the alleged Moscow phone hack to the police, or she’ll do it herself – Grab the popcorn!

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JD Vance’s announcement that he’s going to start holding politicians accountable for fraud got exactly the reaction you’d expect – 15 killer comebacks

Nicolas Cage’s 1990 ‘highly energetic’ appearance on Wogan went viral again, because it’s when he front-flipped his way into the chat show Hall of Fame

Maga lost it over the Democrats’ very NSFW comeback to Stephen Miller’s transphobic trolling, and there’s not enough irony in the world

Farage’s complaint letter about the campaign group that uncovered Reform’s Makerfield candidate’s vile internet posts earned him a thorough dragging

Donald Trump posted the exact same unhinged rant 8 days apart on Truth Social, in case you were wondering how real his cognitive test results are

The White House announced Donald Trump’s ‘perfect bill of health’, and the chinny reckon was visible from Mar-a-Lago – 17 perfect clapbacks

JD Vance got such a silent welcome for his most recent press conference you could hear a pin – and his approval ratings – drop

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Somebody asked about the ‘most absurd’ supermarket delivery substitutions – 23 packers who just could not be arsed