Somebody asked if audience etiquette at the theatre and cinema is declining and received a resounding round of applause

Donald Trump just claimed he’s a ‘very cost-conscious person’ and Twitter simply wasn’t buying it – 15 top value takedowns

27 of the funniest and most relatable things it looks like Russell Brand is doing as he endlessly rifled through the pages of his Bible

An American accused Europeans of ‘medical racism’ for trolling Americans for not walking – 17 all you can eat comebacks

60 Minutes sat down with Donald Trump for a serious conversation about the White House dinner gunman footage and got this instead

Russell Brand finally found the Bible passage he desperately wanted to show Piers Morgan and it only made things even funnier – 13 biblical takedowns

Donald Trump insisted he did not fall over during the Washington press dinner shooting and was fact checked til he farted

This journalist’s epic comeback after Trump got the hump with the shooting suspect’s ‘manifesto’ was hilarious and utterly brutal

That viral video of Russell Brand flicking through his Bible is even funnier with the addition of the Countdown clock

A Reform-supporting driver suggested he got a bus lane fine because of his political views, and the internet had news for him – 18 penalty notices

Andrew Tate’s rant about the decline of the UK clubbing scene since the 90s saw him owned into the 21st century – 17 top takedowns

Forget the spelling – the real difference between Brits and Americans is their attitude to this legend grabbing the wine as the president was rushed to safety

People are loving this viral clip of a man calmly eating his food amid the chaos at the White House correspondents’ dinner, and he’s the Zen hero you need today

Karoline Leavitt is going viral for saying “there will be some shots fired tonight” before the White House correspondents’ dinner, and it’s doing wonders for the tinfoil hat and red string industries

Trump and the MAGA cultists are using the White House correspondents’ dinner shooting to justify building Trump’s $400m ballroom, and now people smell a conspiracy

What is something acceptable at 18 but embarrassing at 30? – 19 things to consider avoiding when you’re a little more mature

This insane list of Donald Trump’s rambling posts from just one night proves that the president is clearly a few Truths short of a Social

Actor Tim Curry’s memory of meeting Donald Trump while filming ‘Home Alone 2’ ends with a burn about Trump’s love life worthy of an Oscar