Lee Anderson pretended his breakfast fry-up was a ‘cultural thing’ and ended up totally roasted – 17 calorific comebacks

Liz Truss spouting Trumpian nonsense about a supposed far-left armed insurrection in the US was more than even Andrew Neil could handle

Joey Barton’s tweet about giving football fans a bit of ‘rest bite’ had people dusting off their favourite malapropisms. These 17 were second to nun

Donald Trump wants to build the world’s biggest arch in Washington DC, and we can’t imagine what he’s overcompensating for – 16 savage takedowns

You can pay Gregg Wallace to record a romantic or cheeky Valentine’s message for the one you love …or really don’t love. 21 funniest burns

Writer Joyce Carol Oates is coming for Elon Musk again with her devastating critique of him as a loser that ‘devalues’ every occasion just by being there

Boxer Jarrell Miller’s wig got punched off his head during a fight but it was the price he had toupee to win

This Australian CCTV video of a strip club customer throwing a chair at security but hitting his friend is pure comedic cinema worthy of an Oscar

An American smoothed her mashed potatoes to within an inch of their lives, and got the sharp edge of Garron Noone’s tongue (NSFW)

Someone posted about a coworker who thought there was a TV presenter named ‘Handsome Dec’, and the funny misunderstandings rolled in – 24 of the best

The ‘Countries with the Best Reputations’ chart shows one particularly dramatic nosedive – can you guess who it might be?

Of all the tributes to the late, great Catherine O’Hara, this savage ‘Home Alone 2’ tweet probably speaks for most of the world right now

The reviews are in for the ‘Melania’ documentary and they are as brutal as you’d hope – 16 absolutely savage takedowns more fun than the film

A heartbroken Macaulay Culkin had the sweetest tribute to ‘Home Alone’ co-star and screen mum Catherine O’Hara, who has died aged 71

A 77 y/o American museum curator used Gen Z slang to connect with art history students and it’s a total triumph

This Craigslist ad offering money to go see the new Melania movie is both the saddest and the funniest thing you will read this week

Donald Trump had a peak bleak message for young Americans hoping to buy their first home – 17 A++ replies that hit really close to home

Turns out Donald Trump was thinking of his interior secretary’s wife when he hired him and it’s hideously on-brand and the ickiest thing you’ll hear this week