Susan Hall doubled down on her ‘pickpocketing’ story and Nick Ferrari owned her into next year

Stephen Flynn took down Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer with a single bullet and it’s a next-level PMQ

Suella Braverman tried to take on a heckler and was magnificently owned into the next Parliament

John Bercow’s verbal dissection of the character of Boris Johnson is well worth another listen

The takedown of these MAGA Christians insisting the Bible be taught in schools is simply magnificent

The pay-off to this break-up text saying the woman needs to lose weight is a proper jaw-dropper and got just the response it deserved

Crucial Boris Johnson WhatsApps are missing due to a ‘technical error’ and there isn’t enough chinny reckon in the world

Whoever arranged this bookshop display of Cliff Richard’s new book, take the rest of the week off

People are sharing the ways they fall asleep quickly and it might be this week’s most interesting and useful thing

Anya Taylor-Joy trying to take a selfie on someone else’s Android phone is the most we’ve ever related to a Hollywood star

This presenter had a message for a body-shaming viewer who criticised her clothes and it was sheer perfection

‘If Art Critics Talked Like Football Pundits’ is a worldy straight to the back of the net

Loki the mischief-making cat had the purrfect reaction to being caught mid-raid

The Deputy PM warns people to stock up on torches and candles in case of power cuts – 17 switched-on reactions

Remembering when this social faux pas prompted a wonderful rush of similarly hilarious confessions and it’s a proper hall of famer

This attempt to get a free drink playing the ‘Wetherspoon’s game’ succeeded beyond their wildest dreams and it’s today’s funniest thing

‘Still the greatest answer of all time on TV’

This woman decided to list her dating ‘deal breakers’ to save wasting time and just when it can’t get any more jaw-dropping, it does …