Nigel Farage has embraced so many Tory has-beens that even GB News felt the need to call him out and it’s the very definition of a stopped clock being right

Suella Braverman blamed those terrible Tories for ‘breaking Britain’ and the entirety of the internet responded as one

Andrew Tate got his excuses in early for flying Delta Airlines and was mocked all the way to 40,000 feet

Giles Coren cancelled his family holiday to America because of Trump and the fury of these Maga responses only reinforced his point

Give peas a chance! An American dared to criticise our mushy peas, and provoked outrage – plus some support too, to be fair

This American’s theory about Fahrenheit has been melting brains everywhere and these white-hot comebacks surely said it best

Victoria Derbyshire reminded Jacob Rees-Mogg of all the failed Tory MPs turned Reform UK-ers and you can see the exact moment his soul leaves his body

‘What is a seemingly innocent sentence that makes you lose respect for the person saying it?’ – 21 comments to avoid like the plague

Rejoice! Nigella is going to be the new Bake Off judge, and there’s never been a better time to revisit her unique pronunciation of ‘microwave’

Suella Braverman has defected to Reform UK, and the Alan Partridge shrug gif has really come into its own – 22 brutal reactions

A White House medic claimed that the president is healthier at 79 than Barack Obama was at 55, and there’s not enough chinny reckon in the world – 17 resounding nopes

A Tweet about ‘Clavicular’ and ‘Jestermaxxing’ has made people feel very old and confused (us included)

Kristi Noem’s non-answer about ICE’s latest Minneapolis killing was a fact-flipping filibuster for the ages

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez called out the media’s wild double standard in reporting Trump’s cognitive abilities (or otherwise) and totally nailed it

Trump’s border patrol chief told the public that ICE agents are the real victims in Minneapolis and had people bellowing into next week

JD Vance asked people to spare a thought for these poor ICE agents and he didn’t just not read the room, he was in the wrong building – 17 booming clap backs

Priti Patel was taken to task over the latest Brexit fallout and her response surely tells you as much about Patel as it does the UK’s European exit

Someone invoked the British Antarctic Territory flag to defend the White House’s cringeworthy Greenland penguin meme, but it wasn’t the gotcha he thought