Donald Trump ‘couldn’t believe’ ABC gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back and whoever wrote the talkshow hosts’s A++ comeback deserves an extra big pay raise

‘What are you still bitter about from school?’ – 21 people who aren’t buying that those days are the best of your life

Richard Tice’s ‘patriotic’ Question Time response about flying the flag was hilariously undermined by Billy Bragg pointing out he was wearing his upside down

Keir Starmer’s plan to bring in compulsory digital ID cards might be just the thing to unite the Left and Right – against him

18 very satisfying times internet chancers had their BS well and truly called out

‘What’s the most illegal thing you’ve ever done, and would you do it again?’ – 17 law-breaking confessions

‘Which coworker pushed things too far and ruined it for everyone?’ – 23 people who destroyed their colleagues’ favourite perks

Fox News is still treating Donald Trump’s broken escalator as a 5-alarm crisis but their concerned takes are just an endless parade of self-owns

JD Vance wants you to stop calling people ‘Nazi’ and basically the entirety of the internet said the same thing

Karoline Leavitt was totally shook by a reporter’s suggestion that Trump might be profiting from his presidency – 13 gold-plated comebacks

‘How the hell does the human body even manage to stay alive?’ – 23 medical facts that will blow your tiny yet fiendishly complicated mind

‘What is one secret you wish you could tell your spouse, but instead you’ll take to your grave?’ – 23 surprisingly wholesome confessions

‘What’s a parenting “hack” that sounds ridiculous but actually works?’ – 17 surprisingly effective tips for mums and dads everywhere

JD Vance condemned one side of political violence and conveniently skipped his own party’s highlight reel (but these A++ comebacks didn’t)

Piers Morgan said Jimmy Kimmel should stop upsetting Trump and be more like Johnny Carson but these Americans begged to differ

23 hilarious times men had absolutely no idea how women’s bodies work from ‘Bad Women’s Anatomy’ on Reddit

Jamie Lee Curtis’s devastating takedown of her fellow celebrity is a stone-cold classic of the genre and will never get old

This ‘influencer’ was furious with Tube passengers who kept ruining her TikTok and these Londoners’ magnificent responses will never cease to satisfy