The correction to this Daily Telegraph ‘private school fees’ story just gets better and better and it’s an absolute belter

Donald Trump said Keir Starmer took ‘far too long’ to help him attack Iran and these homegrown comebacks will make you proud to be British

Susanna Reid had a message for Brits who moved to Dubai to avoid paying tax and Andrew Neil’s rant just made us like it even more

Marco Rubio’s brain-melting explanation of why America attacked Iran had people hollering into next year with disbelief

Someone asked “Of all movie opening scenes, what one sold the entire film the most?”, and this brutal blockbuster quietly took all the awards

Is the US at war? This humiliating CNN montage of American politicians answers the question – or not!

Melania Trump chaired a session of the UN Security Council, and we truly are through the looking-glass – 24 epic facepalms

Nothing to see here – just Donald Trump wanging on about the White House curtains and his enormous ballroom in between updates about his latest war

A Maga said Iran had ‘killed 1000s of Americans’ but was so not ready for the obvious follow-up question that it fried her brain

This Republican congresswoman’s jaw-dropping response to three US service men being killed in Iran had people hollering into next week

Lewis Goodall just brutally owned Priti Patel over her claims of ‘sectarian voting’ and it’s a simply magnificent watch

A mega Maga said America definitely wasn’t at war with Iran just because it was bombing it to bits – 14 earth-shattering smackdowns

Donald Trump was asked what he thought about the death of American soldiers and his answer spoke – or rather didn’t speak – volumes

Donald Trump paid tribute to American soldiers killed in Iran but the payoff felt so wildly inadequate it hurts

Sean Spicer trolled ‘our good buddies the British’ for not helping America attack Iran and these homegrown smackdowns will make you proud to be British