People shared the most mortifying things their brains ever did on autopilot – 23 hilarious times our synapses left us hanging

Someone asked for some colourful British innuendoes and sayings they can use, and these 24 really fit the bill (NSFW)

Mehdi Hasan called out the right-wing political interference of Elon Musk, and it’s an unmissable minute of brutal honesty

23 hilarious times people had no idea who they were talking to from ‘Don’t You Know Who I Am’ on Reddit

This American’s take on why us Brits always moan about the heat (even when it’s not that hot) is a properly intriguing read

Women shared the wild come-ons that went totally unnoticed by a hapless guy – 17 blinding misses

Donald Trump excitedly posted about America’s widening trade deficit but it wasn’t the win he appeared to think it was

Bob Mortimer telling Richard Ayoade how he once tried to sell a ‘reversible toilet’ to Christian Slater is a Travel Man scene that should never have been deleted

This Maga politician pretended to be on the phone rather than talk Trump cuts and it’s so obvious it’s hilarious

What toy did you desperately want as a kid but never got? – 17 playthings young-at-heart adults still secretly yearn for

This hotel receptionist’s quite extraordinary patience in the face of overwhelming ignorance is proper hall of famer

Donald Trump’s wobbly stagger from Air Force One raised eyebrows and questions about his fitness – 15 favourite reactions

Nigel Farage invited the unions to join the new ‘party of the workers’, Reform UK, and got fact-checked from Westminster to Clacton – 21 scathing takedowns

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

A Texas Maga blamed the reporter for Trump’s humiliating hissy fit and of all the clap backs, Stephen King surely said it best